Craziest One Tree Hill episode.

1. LUCAS SCOTT IS BACK! ASDFHOIAHEOIHW. But it was disappointing that he was only there for like 10 minutes and went back to wherever he came from.

2. Where the hell did Xavier come from? So random. But it adds more drama so I’m not complaining. Except if he attacks Brooke and the cafe, I will go bat shit crazy.

3. I want to shoot the phony cop in the foot. I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT HE LIED!

4. But when Nathan was choking that weird riddle-telling Eastern European guy, I was so giddy. Nathan Scott at his finest, everyone.

5. Chase is so good to Chuck. I love their relationship! I’m just really hoping that Chuck’s dad doesn’t actually beat him. And Chase leaving for the air force? :(

6. IF NATHAN DIES I SWEAR I WILL LOSE IT. This show puts me through too much, and losing Nathan will just about do it for me. Mark Schwahn, please… don’t do it.

SO MANY EMOTIONS I CAN’T CONTROL MYSELF.